Friday, May 16, 2008

living linked to cancer

this is just in girls, lipgloss has been linked to cancer!

oh for FUUUUUCK SAAAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!give me a fucking break with this shit. are you kidding? everyweek there is some new link to cancer. lipgloss? LIPGLOSS??????? i'm actually speechless. it may not seem so, but this post is taking a while to write. i take intervals to pull my hair out.

have you noticed how many tests come out showing a link to cancer? this is because scientists are essentially stupid. they gather maybe 600 people and look for similarities and come to the stunning conclusion that that similarity is the route of all man's woes. this is not science. this is...this...this is well just fucking stupid. god i can't even articulate. the idiocy. if lipgloss os on the table then everything is on the table. leather shoes, synthetic shoes, hot chocolate, crayons, leggo, computers, books, milk, cheeses, brocolli, cabbage and the third down drawer of you dresser.
breathe, just breathe.

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